Joker King - find funny jokes from here.
Joker King - find funny jokes from here.
classifiedspam 18 day.agoThe priest asks god, "dear lord, what is a thousand years for you"? God answers, "my son, for me it's just one minute." The priest asks him, "and what is a million dollars for you??" God answers, "oh, that's just a few cents." The priest asks, "dear god, will you gift me a few cents?" And god says: "Sure, my son. Wait a minute."
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Hog-warts
you are probably old enough to know Arthur Itis.
Son: "No way!"
He doesn't look like a monster; it's that everyone gets his name wrong.
Midway through the meal, she asked, ‘So, what do you bring to the table?’ I said, ‘Nothing. That’s the waiter’s job.’
I mean, when was the last time you saw someone eat a monkey?
They always have a bone to pick
To hug his mom on the other side!
No, we have mommy
I just wish it had more interesting things to say!
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